The Sleep Rebellion

I was sitting at my computer today setting devious traps with explosives in Team Fortress 2 when I heard a screech and a car slam into what I assumed was a telephone pole as the lights went out.  It took me a minute to realize that was actually the case as every device from my modem to my computer monitor is on battery back-up.  The power wasn’t on after a few minutes and thinking to past experiences I decided to go to bed at 8:00 PM as usually it takes hours for PECO to respond.  I was later awoken by my dog that had to pee and glanced at my clock versus my watch.  The power came back on less than 3 minutes after I went to bed.  I was so angered by this I slept for a total of 16 hours.  I wish I got angry like this more often.