I was walking into Lowes to get some stuff to make a new batch of atlatl darts when I spotted two severe-looking men in an old station wagon wearing all black as well as matching balaclavas parked out front frantically looking back and forth between the door and the surrounding parking lot. The idea of two people holding up a Lowes crossed my mind but a Lowes has to be a damn hard thing to hold up due to its heavy reliance on credit and POs as well as its open layout, numerous places to hide and offerings for the ingenius victim to create some rather interesting countermeasures. I thought of how to combine circular saw blades, a door frame and shock cords to deadly efficiency but my dreams of home improvement counter insurgency died when an old women dressed in pink carrying the ugliest collection of wallpaper imaginable walked out and made her way into the back seat of the car. If that person had been my mother and I’d been seen with her, I’d camouflage myself and look around frantically too.
Bad Robbery Planning
I was walking into Lowes to get some stuff to make a new batch of atlatl darts when I spotted two severe-looking men in an old station wagon wearing all black as well as matching balaclavas parked out front frantically looking back and forth between the door and the surrounding parking lot. The idea of two people holding up a Lowes crossed my mind but a Lowes has to be a damn hard thing to hold up due to its heavy reliance on credit and POs as well as its open layout, numerous places to hide and offerings for the ingenius victim to create some rather interesting countermeasures. I thought of how to combine circular saw blades, a door frame and shock cords to deadly efficiency but my dreams of home improvement counter insurgency died when an old women dressed in pink carrying the ugliest collection of wallpaper imaginable walked out and made her way into the back seat of the car. If that person had been my mother and I’d been seen with her, I’d camouflage myself and look around frantically too.