Kevin,
One of the most delightful comedies of manners Kevin you passed to me was the time the guys from your WPC whipped out a frisbee and asked anyone if they wanted to play “disc”. After hearing that I made a number of jabs concerning playing “sphere” instead of soccer and “parabolic surface of revolution” for football.
Well, I’ve found a product that can disambiguate this disc problem. It’s called a titsbee. I don’t think I’ll be able to use them at camp.