Awkward Advertising, Part 1

I was looking up information on Martin Spekter, the inventor of the interrobang when I found this:

Don’t Die Alone

I’m not sure what’s funnier, the Don’t Die Alone referring to the article being about a professional typographer or the “Fat Secret” product is appears to be touting. I want to get into the niche market of online ads that make people painfully aware of their own mortality.