Administrative Requirements

Anthony Celona is Assistant Program Director for 2008 and he doesn’t quite fit in with the rest of the administration. It’s not that he has a non-sequential learning curve or that he has a fro that Schindler could have used but he has no dunlop. If you’re not familiar, the dunlop is a growth that occurs when one has dunlop’s disease, where one’s gut dun lop over one’s belt.

Rob Scafidi had the genius idea of manufacturing a prosthetic dunlop to aid the dunlopically deficient. I look forward to Anthony getting fired “That’s it Cenola! You’ve fucked up for the last time. Turn in your keys, radio and dunlop and get the hell out of my office.”