Last night, I had to deal with a number of kids with homesickness, or what we call domestic nostalgia. Here’s what they said:
Kid: What music do you listen to?
Me: Mostly stuff from people who’ve been dead for 150 years.
Kid: Oh, like Van Halen.
Me: So what do you do for fun?
Kid: Collect souls, I bought Michael Jackson’s for $1.00.
Kid: You’re awesome at the guitar, you’re like that black guy.