There’s been a few sick staff members around and staff humor has once again kicked in, these are two exchanges around the fact that I’ve had horrible diarrhea.

Pat: How are you feeling?
Me: Crappy

and

Pat: How’s the poo coming
Me: I’m going to call my rectum William Faulkner, because the only thing it’s produced is the Sound and the Fury.

There’s been a few sick staff members around and staff humor has once again kicked in, these are two exchanges around the fact that I’ve had horrible diarrhea.

Pat: How are you feeling?
Me: Crappy

and

Pat: How’s the poo coming
Me: I’m going to call my rectum William Faulkner, because the only thing it’s produced is the Sound and the Fury.