Fonts: Teaching the Greatest Generation

After I returned from my colonic incarceration I stopped by the health lodge for a status update regarding camp.  I got talking with Dr. Knopf about health and fonts came up.  I mentioned that Bill had written a letter in Comic Sans, he asked why that was a problem.

Me: This is why comic sans is a problem *shows Doc font*
Doc: Why would someone use that?  It looks like a collection of hemorrhoids.
Me:  Every time someone uses comic sans God kills a puppy.
Doc: It looks like a Nehru jacket, or
Me: A piano key necktie or mullet…
Doc: Yes.  Let’s see what else there is *looks at other fonts* Batang!  Now there’s a font.