So, I’ve clocked some quality time staring at the ceiling and wanted to venture forth. I went from supine to upright in a mere 45 minutes and back to sitting in 30 seconds because of the wicked splinter I got doing foot rotation on a wooden floor. Having not eaten for a day or so I got to the kitchen and fell into a chair. Not wanting to get up again I restricted myself to things I could get while sitting. Lunch consisted of two spoonfuls of chili, six clementine oranges and a fistful of Oreos that required navigating a flagstone floor in a rolling chair. I think I’ll go back to work tomorrow, I just need to figure out where I can hide a floor mat to stretch out on every few hours. All my previous sleeping spots have been discovered.