I waddled into work for my triumphant return and no one really noticed that I was gone.   I was gone for two days and the greatest response I got from either of my bosses were “I was curious where you were”.  Just curious?  I thought I was important enough to at least anger or annoy them.  I’ve either got to become more important or set up deadman triggers to break the printers if I’ve not been in for three days.  Then they’ll know when I’m gone.  On the plus side, someone did comment that the room seemed less witty.