Joe Naylor started working at the same firm as myself.  I thought it’d be fun but things have been far from all roses.  Consider the following:

• Until he gets web access, if I want to talk to him I’ll have to get up, walk down the hallway and open three doors.
• My lies regarding the difficulty of my job are far more transparent.
• He now has an income stream barring my dream of having an indentured servant through debt from purchasing a stick of gun.
• Someone now understands what I mean when I yell “Are we going to go to Babar’s house!?”