I’d never seen a direct organizational chart of my firm. I knew it was somewhat flat in that there are more layers between a CIT and a Camp Director than between mail room person and president at work but I didn’t quite know its extent. I’d asked for one offhand before and always received a shoulder shrug as to where one could be found and some people claim that one didn’t exist.
Today in a bit of deus ex I got my answer: Someone asked me to print it out. It is a somewhat wide organizational chart in that it’s 136 inches wide and 15 inches tall (9:1) with each person listed in about 12 point font.  I think we should get it rendered in chenille and print up a couple to use as doormats. That way as people shuffle in staring at their feet they’ll learn something.