I went over the documentation to apply for unemployment after doing a 26-hour marathon THERE ARE COMPUTERS TO FIX day at work.  The top line said “please complete honestly”, ok, I can do this.

Question 1: Are you ready and willing to immediately begin full-time employment? O Yes   O No

That question seriously lacks a “Kinda, give me a day or two” option.

Question 2: Do you plan on doing most of your job seeking in New Jersey? O Yes   O No

Damn… This is going to be harder than I thought.