Honest About Computers

Boss’s Boss: Terry.
Me: Yes.
Boss’s Boss: I need a picture that clearly shows how gas flows through one of our products.  Can you do it?
Me: Yes.  I’ll have it to you when I’m done.
Boss’s Boss: Good.

—Two days later—

Boss’s Boss: Thanks for the image.  Did you get busy with other stuff?
Me: No.  I’ve worked almost exclusively on this.
Boss’s Boss:  And it took you two days?
Me: Computers hard.
Boss’s Boss: Come to think of it, they are.  Good work, Terry.