The New York Botanical Garden train show is the highlight of that institution’s winter season.  Their main greenhouse is outfitted with several train displays and reconstructions of NYC landmarks.  The exhibit is quite popular and even though we arrived at opening, we had to wait 3 hours for an available slot.  In the meantime, Tee Jay and I went through the rest of the Gardens.

Most of the Gardens were somewhat barren but the larger elements still came out.

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Big Butterfly

This was a large butterfly in the Children’s Garden.  Around this butterfly were showcases about how plants and animals interact in that delightful prose marking children’s education.  Plants aren’t eaten they’re “consumed” and deer don’t shit out seeds they “transport them”.

The indoor part of the exhibit had binocular microscopes.  Fact: everything looks cool under a 50x binocular microscope.  Teejay and I spent 20 minutes or so hogging them as we just looked at stuff we had on us.  Here, Teejay is absorbed with how dirty his glasses are:

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Tiny World

We still had some time to kill and walked the periphery of the east end of the Gardens.  This boulevard was lined with trees decorated by public school classes and the differences between them were stark.

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Income Disparity Tree

The tree to the right is decorated with plastic ornaments, the tree to the left is decorated with pizza box cut outs.  The pizza box ornaments each had a wish on the back.

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Heart in the Right Place

We made our way to the Haupt Conservatory which had an enclosed staging area with a train theme.  There was a conductor on stilts who had a watch that showed the season instead of the hour.  Periodically she’d yell things like “all aboard, it’s almost 10 of spring!” I wish I could summon such whimsy on command.

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Conductor Kicks

I had seen a few macro shots of the event but the expanse was impressive.

This area:

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Tanjou

Was transformed to this:

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Waiting to Enter

Suspended to the left is something Tee Jay called the “ewok copter” or “wookiee copter”.  I laughed far too loudly at this.  Here it is in detail.

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Ewok Copter

All of the constructs were made of natural materials like twigs, bark, needles, boughs, berries, nuts, and roots.  The cathedral of St. John the Divine was almost five feet tall.

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Sense of Scale

Before going to a venue, I try to determine three to five shots I want.  One was a low angle shot of a train with a distinction sense of “rushing” to it.  Tee Jay politely suffered through my numerous attempts at getting this in several parts.  I forgot my basics and failed to consider using shutter priority to catch movement and instead got mediocre shots like this with no sense of motion:

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Close Call

Only  later did I accidentally get what I wanted but without the sense of size:

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Bridge Blur

Tee Jay and I were both decked out with nice cameras and I had my pocket notebook and we were asked by event staff if we were press.  We said no, but I’m curious what would have happened if I had answered otherwise.

One technique I used during the day was holding up my camera on my monopod with a wide angle lens on it.  The changed perspective made up for my other photographic shortcomings.

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Another High Angle Shot

Sadly, the lights on Yankee Stadium are not trapped fireflies.

The exhibits were a parade of beauty and detail set in idyllic surroundings.  I’ve rarely photographed something I’d call calming and even the frenetic pace of the trains didn’t break the tranquility.  There was very little shoving and all the children were well-behaved.

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Close Splash

Tee Jay and I spent a good bit of time during the day failing to take shots and sharing our photographic inadequacies.  I hope to do it again sometime, maybe when the lily pond returns.

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A piece of lab instrumentation wasn’t functioning. The piece isn’t complicated, consisting of a LCD screen, four buttons, and a way of measuring reflectivity.  Still, it’s necessary for some tests, so I called the manufacturer.

Me: The device’s read out doesn’t appear to be working.
Associate: That tends to happen.  We can repair the unit for $500 or replace it for $1400.
Me: That’s ridiculous.
Associate: Yes, the repair is generally more economical.
Me: No, the prices in general.  I can literally build a supercomputer for $1400 and buy an iPad for $500.  No thank you.
Associate: But how will you do the test?
Me: With a stopwatch, like we did before we had your device.
Associate: What about the time savings of the automated test head?
Me: I’m wage not salaried.  I’ll gladly operate a stopwatch for the rate I’m paid.  Good day.

I regret not dropping in my boss’s observation of “this looks like something built from a kit for Electronics merit badge”.

The 2011 work holiday party was at a restaurant literally a few hundred feet from our main buildings across a field.  Most people walked.  The party included workers from field offices and even housekeeping.  I wonder if the food tasted better knowing they’d not have to clean up for once.  The mingling rooms had well-stocked bars and a swarm of servers hustled things on us more aggressively than I’m used to:

Server: Would you like a bacon-wrapped scallop?
Me: No thank you.
Server: Why not?
Me: I don’t like scallops.
Server: These are good, and wrapped in bacon.
Me: No thank you.
Server: All your friends had one.  Are you saying they have bad taste?
Me: No *takes scallop*
Server: Good move.

I still don’t like scallops.  Either that or the taste of douchebag rubbed off on mine.

The crowd shifted like a flock of Arctic Terns identifying surface fish when the main dining room opened.  The line was long enough that it collapsed into a zigzag like we were waiting for a roller coaster.  The line for pasta and the line for seafood line merged despite going opposite directions confusing many vegetarians and forming a human traffic circle in which a few people got stuck.  Someone I passed on the way to the Philly wraps was still there when I returned later for fiesta tacos.  I wonder how long it took for them to realize they had right of way being on the inside of the circle.

We had a guest in work from a partner firm who seemed very excited to work with  us.  He asked a lot of questions about our processes and what we needed and every “could you do x?” question we asked him was met with a very sure “yes”.  I asked a coworker if all adhesives engineers were like this.

Coworker: Adhesives engineer are like that when they’re young and they think they can stick anything to anything.  Then they learn.  Silicone, monomers, surface oxidation.  It’s all there, ready to shit on your dreams.

I have a relative dealing with some health issues and I’ve taken to sending them a periodic baked goods care package which in this case consisted of cookies, truffles, and cracker jacks.  I brought the extras into work and when I did a check-up on them saw that all the raspberry truffles were gone.  I asked my boss what happened to them:

Me: Do you know what happened to the truffles?
Boss:  Yes, I didn’t want the staff exposed to them, so I have them now for safe keeping.
Me: So you took them all?
Boss: No, I didn’t take them.  I impounded them.
Me: Impounded them?
Boss: Yes, I want them to be inspected by a raspberry expert before I let anyone else have them.
Me: You know one?
Boss: My wife.

Ah, executive privilege.