New Boss: Terry, I need you to come to my office.  Having computer troubles.
Me: On my way.
*Walks to office*
New Boss: Something’s broken, I have this meetingnotes.txt file I’m trying to open and every time I do it bring us this minimalist Office thing called “notepad”.  Should that happen?  How am I supposed to make it an outline or change the fonts?
Me: *changes file associate for .txt files to Word* Text files are popular among neckbeards and hipsters, they like it because it’s retro.  You should now be able to work with it and save it fine in Office.
New Boss: Thanks.