There’s a Dude Living In My House

So there’s a guy living in my house. He’s from the Internet. He’s moved from the Internet to my house temporarily. He will then move from my house to another place. This other place is close enough to be “Philadelphia” and not The Internet.  He doesn’t have a car.  Which makes sense, the Internet doesn’t give you a car.  He has a computer.  Which makes sense, the Internet is on computers.

So there’s a guy from the Internet living at my house.