New Source

I went to Men’s Warehouse during lunch with the intent of getting new pants. Over the course of lunch, I learned:

  • All flat front pants are now skinny pants
  • Cuffs are not available on cotton pants
  • All slacks there either run $60 or $150 with little in between
  • All store associates there have their wastes about three inches below their nipples
  • “I’m in a hurry” means “I’m going to disappear for long lengths of time somehow in a store the size of a shoe box”

Note to Self: Find new pants place