Me: So, I’ve worked for here for two weeks now and I feel like I have a handle on who you are.
Coworker: That’s good, right?
Me: It’s a false sense. I have no idea who any of you are. I barely know one guy here just because we went to school together.
Coworker: I’ve worked with him for a while and he hasn’t even Facebook friended me.
Me: I guess he doesn’t want you to see the keg stand pictures.
Coworker: Really? I knew he was hiding something. Are you being serious?
Me: No not in the least. The most interesting part of his Facebook profile is a picture of him with various fake beards.
Coworker: I can see why you wouldn’t want that to get out.