I’d really like to run a Headline News segment to open camp in some way incorporated each week’s troops into consideration.
Idea: Due to the demands of Troop (largest troop of the week), the airband competition now has a Air Marching Band award.
I don’t know if it’s too narrow, but hey at least I’m not making fun of the smallest troop.
From Sam Capagrossi, a skit idea.
Everyone knows the JC Penney skit whereby people come in succession with interesting clothing and a bystander asks the source of these threads to which the constant reply is “JC Penney”. Finally, a sparsely dressed man appears, is asked for his name, and wryly responds “JC Penney”, hilarity ensues as the audience realizes that the clothing did not come from a department store but from a destitute syphilitic hobo. I don’t know if the skit calls for a syphilitic but it always does in my head.
Anyway, what if it were set in Roman times and the victim is TJ Maximus?
I want a Facebook utility that automatically accepts challenges for dumb quizzes, scans a database of completed tests for the answers, cross-references it with what other people you know got, and takes the quiz or what ever and yields a score within a standard deviation of what you’ve pre-selected. So Continue reading
I want a Facebook utility that automatically accepts challenges for dumb quizzes, scans a database of completed tests for the answers, cross-references it with what other people you know got, and takes the quiz or what ever and yields a score within a standard deviation of what you’ve pre-selected. So Continue reading
I’m surprised a reasonable alternative to the alarm clock does not yet exist. There was a prototype floating around for a while for a ring that’d vibrate at a particular time and I was saddened it never saw production.
A commercial or video short or something containing the following.
Scene: Person standing behind a antiseptic-looking counter with the phrase “holistic computers” orContinue reading
Next Friday, everyone at work is encouraged to wear red to support women with heart disease. I think the Friday afterwards attractive women should wear low cut purple tops and short skirts to support men with erectile dysfunction.
The red ring of death on Xboxes apparently occurs partly because the box overheats. You tell Microsoft this and apparently a replacement is sent. I’d love to see someone take two Xboxes, add a hinge and make a waffle iron out of them.