Christmas comes early, again.

I went to Lowes to purchase a replacement air filter to make beef jerky and saw a sight that no sane man in the Northeast of the US should ever be exposed to… One of those gaiye giant inflatable snow globes containing Santa, and a reindeer IMMEDIATELY BEHIND THE OUTDOOR GRILLS. Who says to themselves “I’d like to prepare a giant steak and then look like a tool by putting up Christmas decorations two months early completely skipping Halloween, Thanksgiving and the Feast Day Commemorating the Dedication of the Basilicas of St. Peter and Paul.” Not I, Mr. Lowes Store #1-093 Merchandising Manager, not I.