I was looking up ballistics gel over lunch as I’d like to test the penetrating power of an atlatl dart when by boss walks by and gives me a frowny face, points to my monitor and says “not at work, don’t be stupid”.  Not quite sure what he was talking about I close FireFox and resume not working.  About 3 minutes later he returns and says
Him: ballistics gel, the stuff that goes boom or the stuff that firearms testers make fake torsos from?
Me:  Fake torso gel.
Him: Going to test the penetrating power of an atlatl dart?
Me: Yes
Him: Carry on.