I woke up with a hell of a toothache and neither mouth wash nor salt water would destroy the pain.  I stumbled into work, everyone gives me the “you look like you got hit by a bus but I’ll be nice and act like you look fine” face and after wincing about 20 times in a conversation my boss offers me an Advil. MEDICINE IS BETTER THAN CRACK!  I took it, and my tooth hurt less!  Why was I not told about this earlier?! <– I’d put an interrobang here but FrontPage doesn’t support it.