There was pizza at work today. But not just pizza, but free pizza. We haven’t had free pizza in eons since cost cutting measures were implemented. Everyone was very excited and frantically told everyone else that there was pizza in a conference room. I went in and saw no plates so I used a piece of paper towel to hold the pizza. No less than five people popped their head in to ask if the rumors were true, I said yes but that there weren’t any plates. To this, every single one, put on the frowny face and walked away broken-hearted. EACH ONE HAD AN ENGINEERING DEGREE. These people constructed reaction vessels on napkins, but none were able to overcome the great plateless-paradox and the no-cardboard conundrum. No wonder our share price blows.