Stopping at Rita’s Water Ice after an emergency executive board meeting.Â I was asked if I wanted it dipped in sprinkles (jimmies if you like them too).
Her: Sir, would you like chocolate, rainbow or both?
Me: What are you trying to say?
Her: You can have both if you like.
Me: Whoa, I don’t swing that way.Â I stick with chocolate.
I had an amazing idea:
Background- After purchased ice cream with Kyle the server asked us if we wanted a brown cow.Â Apparently that’s when you coat it in hard chocolate.Â I thought it sounded like a sex position.
Following up on this idea, purchase ice cream served as a sex position. I see it playing out something like this:
Me: I’d like a vanilla custard in a waffle cone, served Cleveland Steamer.
Me: Did I stutter?Â I’d like a vanilla custard in a waffle cone, served Cleveland Steamer.
Her: What’s a Cleveland Steamer?
Me: When you drizzle chocolate over the nuts.Â Prude.