We ran an open house for the Cub Pack we’re attempting to start which was a complete waste of time.  The fact that no one attended gave me the time to thumb through the church’s children’s library donations.  Boxes after boxes of harlequin, bodice ripper, romance novels.  Boxes, easily hundreds.  This is coming from a Reformed Catholic Church, that’s the American version of Calvinism.  Better yet, the books were from a number of copyright years.  I can’t wait for their toy drive to see the boxes and boxes of dildos and vibrators.