Coffee Saga, Part 3

Dun dun dun….  4:00 AM while lacquering my atlatls, inspiration.

I walked confidently to coffee island, grabbed the 20 oz cup and walk to the gaiye coffee dispenser.  I hit the Surpresso Espresso or what ever it’s called button for 4 seconds and release.  I walk another 6 feet to the right, and place my cup under the diet Coke dispenser and press the button for 7 seconds.  COKE KONA!  I saunter to the register and proudly purchase my combo.  I didn’t shit for another 7 hours (which is normal for me), I WIN!