My computer usage class is the bane of my existence.  I sit in a computer lab for 3 hours and get dumber.  For instance, we rotate through the front terminal to demonstrate stuff and I was yelled at for using keyboard shortcuts because people can’t follow them.  (I retaliated by upping the mouse sensitivity to some retarded level to make it inscrutable to the human eye, but I digress.)  We moved to the web-development portion and I asked if I could skip it as I had my own webpage.  He accepted and said if he found is satisfactory he’d give me credit and I wouldn’t have to come in for 3 weeks (w00t!) During a lull while the class knuckle-draggers were trying to figure out hyperlinks, he checked my page and started clicking around using the search bar, checking tags and looking at source code.  All was going well until he clicked on the “Archives” linked at the top and got the 404 error I haven’t figured out how to fix.  He looks at me and says “I guess there’s still some things we need to teach you before you’re as proficient as you think, Terry.”  I left the front desk pondering which of my keys could best perform a circumcision as I was about to remove the head of a prick.

My computer usage class is the bane of my existence.  I sit in a computer lab for 3 hours and get dumber.  For instance, we rotate through the front terminal to demonstrate stuff and I was yelled at for using keyboard shortcuts because people can’t follow them.  (I retaliated by upping the mouse sensitivity to some retarded level to make it inscrutable to the human eye, but I digress.)  We moved to the web-development portionContinue reading