Annie Aungst

Yesterday on the train, the person sitting next to me was reviewing her email when I noticed the name at the top: Annie Aungst. Annie Aungst? I hope her name was Annie Angst and she changed changed it. That’s the name of a porn star, roller derby contestant or fem-punk rock frontwomen, not someone who worked for the United Way or some other non-profit. I wonder if she’s ever having problems getting money as a client said “I gave in to Aungst” or something equally ambiguous.  I hope she has a Boston or norther accent in capable of the long “aww” noise required to differentiate Aungst from Angst.  Either way, what if she had a kid?  They’d practically be the emo poster-child.