I received my first Facebook invite today from some I’d rather not speak to.  I’m trying to figure out how to end this as quickly as possible.  My guess is to friend them and write on of the following on her fun wall:

“How are the dogs, do you still go through more cocks than Perdue chicken?”
“Great to hear from you, have you moved on are you still eating your way to the top at Dairy Queen?”
“Wonderful to see you.  I’m curious if dumb bitch is still the strongest attribute on your resume.”
“Hope the family’s well, do you still sleep with more men than a narcoleptic hobo on a crowded bus?”