Building A Better Mouse Trap

The mice have figured out how to pass by the palisade of alcohol which normally keeps our two worlds separate and with that our primary cabinet for cereal has been expanded to crackers and mouse poop in terms of uneaten contents.  I went to Lowes’ to buy mousetraps and was curious about a new type of sticky traps that seemed to have embedded pesticides.  My two favorite went under the grade name of “euthanol” and “genonide”.  They were probably going to market something with “holocaustium” until the Anti_defamation League convinced them otherwise.