For the first time in a while, one of our tenants was just sitting in the kitchen watching television.Â Not moving tons of freight in the darkness of night or smuggling diamonds but just sitting there.Â So I pounced:
Me: What do you do for fun?
Him: Well.Â I enjoy time with friends, and dancing, and skiing, and horseback riding, and snorkeling, and kissing a beautiful woman, and dirt biking, and motocross, and camping, and slip n’ slides, yes, a good slip and slide, and jai alai, and motor boating, and exploring caves, and imported beer.
Me: Wow, you’re interests are quite varied.
Him: I am.
He later told me he was just listing things happening in the stream of commercials he’d been watching.Â Touche, sir, touche.