Tiny Mountain Lion Returns

I have a theory that my cat isn’t a Felis Catus or house cat but a tiny Puma Concolor or mountain lion that’s discolored and aging very slowly.  Today he subdued and dragged into the house a rabbit much larger than his head without my dad noticing until he heard weird noises from the living room.  My cat is turning 15 soon and has recently killed a small fox, subdued a rabbit, demolished a small groundhog, and caught a blue jay.  The last is still the most impressive to me.  In other news “remove rabbit blood from a rug or carpet” has been removed from my bucket list.