A popular past time at my house is to light cardboard boxes on fire.  I had accumulated a few boxes and tried to light them but the decals were impeding flammability so I did what any reasonable person would do: Drown it in toluene.

Dave: Looks like you having better luck now.
Me: Yeah, I drowned it in toluene.
Dave: Any hazard to that?
Me: Nah, assuming you didn’t inhale too much.
Dave: And if I did?
Me: Possible kidney failure.
Dave: How would I know?
Me: Do you feel like a teenager sniffing glue?
Dave: No.
Me: You’re fine.

Next I need to burn through my mineral spirits, xylene, and a spot of vintage undenatured alcohol.