Bob Tait agreed to let me borrow his 1999 Chevy conversion van for a weekend trip to Cincinnati with 27 friends (only 7 of us were in the car) so I took to cleaning out Wanda the Wonderbrick, my 2006 Toyota Matrix, to make it presentable for him.  I washed the windows, vacuumed the interior and wiped down the dash and then brought it to JiffyLube to do get an oil change.  I sat there, reading Wired, when the service attendant came over to me saying the servicing was done, ending with “as a return customer, we’ve vacuumed your vehicle interior and washed the windows.  Thank you for choosing JiffyLube.”

At least I can claim the wiped down dashboard was all me.