Snow

As an hourly employee, I’m not a terrible fan of snow days.  Like most closings, it simply a way of saying “try and get 40 hours in now, bitch” while the full-time staff blows a holiday to make-up the difference.  Late openings are a different beast entirely as the calculus of presence changes.  If one [...]

Watchmen Reactions

Notes from seeing The Watchmen:

Ozymandias is an idiot.  He speech is slurred and he looks stoned, I’m also confident he wouldn’t hang out with David Bowie.  Anthony Hopkins + Time Machine = Correct Ozymandias.
Both the young and old Walter Kovaks/Rorschach look uncannily like…. Walter Kovaks/Rorshach.
I almost cried during the opening credits.  I normally hate the [...]

The Courtesy of Obliviousness

On the drive into work, I sneezed so hard I had a nose bleed and while I was pretty quick with the paper towel cork some of sanguine nasal fire hose got on my shirt.  I fully zipped up my winter coat despite it being a balmy 42°F and wore a lab coat for no [...]

OSR Promo Video

Thoughts?

Chameleon Voter

The day after election day was a bit duller at work that I imagined but somehow I because a generic everyman.  When ever someone discussed election results with me I was part of the “we” regardless of their position.  I was told that “we did what we could” to get McCain elected and that “we [...]

I Just Bought The World's Most Awesome Shirt

Behold: The Greatest Shirt I’ve Ever Bought On eBay.

The best part?  I have socks that are the same color.

Web Page Oopsie

Sorry for the site being down for a day or two over the weekend.  My provider lost a server and I wasn’t quick enough to reinitialize the backup.

Awkward Handbag

Me: Nice handbag.
Coworker: Thanks… wait that was an insult. What’s wrong with my handbag.
Me: Well, it’s a Penthouse bag.
Coworker: Yeah, doesn’t it look nice.
Me: Do you know what Penthouse is?
Coworker: Yes…. no. *begins typing Penthouse.com into browser, SITE BLOCKED warning comes up.* Oh, no.
Me: You might now want to do that again.
Coworker: It could be [...]

Free Fireworks

In my continuing process of decrapping my house I have some fireworks to get rid of.  Can only go to PA resident or the BATFE will havea  field day.

Free Fireworks

In my continuing process of decrapping my house I have some fireworks to get rid of.  Can only go to PA resident or the BATFE will havea  field day.