We had a guest in work from a partner firm who seemed very excited to work with  us.  He asked a lot of questions about our processes and what we needed and every “could you do x?” question we asked him was met with a very sure “yes”.  I asked a coworker if all adhesives engineers were like this.

Coworker: Adhesives engineer are like that when they’re young and they think they can stick anything to anything.  Then they learn.  Silicone, monomers, surface oxidation.  It’s all there, ready to shit on your dreams.

I have a relative dealing with some health issues and I’ve taken to sending them a periodic baked goods care package which in this case consisted of cookies, truffles, and cracker jacks.  I brought the extras into work and when I did a check-up on them saw that all the raspberry truffles were gone.  I asked my boss what happened to them:

Me: Do you know what happened to the truffles?
Boss:  Yes, I didn’t want the staff exposed to them, so I have them now for safe keeping.
Me: So you took them all?
Boss: No, I didn’t take them.  I impounded them.
Me: Impounded them?
Boss: Yes, I want them to be inspected by a raspberry expert before I let anyone else have them.
Me: You know one?
Boss: My wife.

Ah, executive privilege.

Peter and I slept in and caught a late lunch at Jimmy John’s where we talked for about 3.5 hours.

Every day of this trip was wonderful.  Thank you, Chris, Christine, Suzie, Chad, Peter, and Audrey for supporting my nomadic notion of Thanksgiving.

Chicago to Philadelphia is a little under 800 miles and I made the trip home with no more than 10 minute gas/food stops and while listening to The Bonfire of the Vanities with a brief “OH GOD GIVE ME MUSIC NOT WORDS” break across Ohio.  I arrived home tired but neither aggravated nor worn down and I am glad I can still be old iron butt and pound out 800 miles in a day.

I had trouble getting momentum to leave Cincinnati and went through a stack of mental note cards trying to remember the thing I forgot to say or the item I forgot to pack.  Having found none of either and seeing that I was an hour behind, I left into Cincinnati traffic and then received a text message indicating what I’d forgotten: my pillow.

Chad and I were set to meet for a late lunch and shortly before meeting I received a message from him saying that this was the part where I was supposed to cancel last minute.  Of the dozen times I’ve driven to Chicago, I’ve only successfully met up with Chad on the way during a quarter of them.  After a false start, we met in the parking lot of a Pizza Hut and shook hands with the slimmer, bearded Chad whose first words to me were “what happened to you.  It looks like you’ve been shot you lost so much weight”.

We caught up over lunch and then returned to his house where, his entire family including wife and three daughters were present.  We watched Return of the Jedi with his two youngest daughters of which the older is a Star Wars fan.  She watched the construction of the second Death Star over Endor and commented to her father “Daddy, what’s happening to Darth Vader’s house?”  As precious as this moment was, this child was showing non-encyclopedic knowledge of the sacred texts of Star Wars, episodes 4-6, and I was in nerd rage over her usage of the title “fan” until I remembered John Siracusa’s comment: Clone Wars is their Star Wars.  In the same way I prefer Next Gen to Star Trek: The Original Series, she recognized these movies as the same universe but the relation of the parts didn’t quite make sense.  Let us see where her allegiances lay as she grows older.

Chad made dinner and I enjoyed his skillet potatoes and grilled pork chops and after talking some more I left to make the long ride home, via Chicago.  My initial crazy plan was to leave from Chad’s and drive the 12 hours home but instead I replaced that with a three hour drive to Chicago where I would stay over with Peter and Audrey.  After arriving there dead tired I was glad I didn’t soldier home.

I had driven some 1000 miles to get to the Condo Above the World but the door opened like I was from a few doors down and just popping in.  I would enjoy a future where Peter and I had proximity on our side.  We talked about boring adult topics like stretch marks, taxes, academic politics, and plantar warts.  It was lovely.

My visit to Cincinnati started as most of my trips involving Suzie seem to; going to her house to pick her up and then going away from there.  There are probably other things in Covington, Kentucky, but to me, it consists of a gas station, a Red Robin, and a driveway next to a brick house that a friend of mine sometimes sleeps in (the house not the driveway).  Another friend of mine had gotten us an obscenely cheap room at a hotel in downtown Cincinnati and after depositing our things Suzie and I went to the top of the Carew Tower, the second highest building in Cincinnati to, well, see things.   The tower itself is a standard steel skyscraper with brick facing built during the inter-war years in a not-terribly-ballsy style of Art Deco that was gimped by the Great Depression.  I imagine I would have loved the building the tower could have been but the brass accents and mail drops in the elevator banks remind one of what could have been.

After a brief breakdown of arithmetic from the cashier at the observation deck, the cityscape was ours.

Cinci Towards the River

I think Cincinnati is at its best when it remembers that its heritage is as a 19th century boomtown and the city relives that boom every half-century or so.  Right now, it’s coming out of another such swing in development that saw billions dumped into developing the downtown area but in a way that the city isn’t aware of itself.  Since structures are changing, buildings don’t know what’s next to them and there hasn’t been enough time between revamps for an organic patina of similarity to develop.  The buildings could be picked up and re-arranged and you’d have the same city in a way that’d never fly in Chicago or even Tampa.

The Land of Rust and Packman

Rust and packman.

While on the observation deck, Chris Dodds informed me that he had started fasterthanterry.com.  Suzie caught my reaction:

With friends like Chris who needs enemies?

Downtown is captivating from street-level and tiny splotches of modernity abut the wealth of development.  The city has a history but one that it needs to remind the resident of rather than one that is obvious.  Each element feels ad-hoc and I think that confusion stems partly from geography.

Blessed Ice Skating Rink

And like any city of reasonable size, Cincinnati has its juxtapositions.

Wedding Cropping

Our evening adventure was visiting the light displays at the Cincinnati Zoo.  These were neither the displays I am used to at Shady Brook Farms nor the accent pieces I’m used to from the Philadelphia Zoo but simply a lot of lights.  1/2 of the displays were open and the Zoo seemed quite busy.  I wanted to get a shot of the main tree and only through a combination of patience and giving people with smart phones the stink eye did I get a clear shot.  A non-HDR shot with which I am happy.

Tree!

The night was warm and we were moving quickly so it didn’t feel terribly holiday-ey, but still, there were illuminated candy canes, outlines of animals, and golden bamboo.

Path to China

After doing a lap of the park we tried to leave and somehow failed to find the exit after two full rounds.  I feel like someone should cut a corner off my Orienteering merit badge card.  On the penultimate round we stopped by the elephant hut where I took no pictures.  I have little compunction about photographing animals but am rarely happy with pictures of elephants as I can never convey what I consider their intrinsic dignity.  With the loss of the Pleistocene megafauna, the animal kingdom only has a handful of land animals that break a ton.  Of these, only the elephant breaks 10 tons and represents to me the idea of “this is what land-based animal life can be”.  The eye of an elephant is only about a cm larger than a humans despite two orders of magnitude difference in size.  I tend to stare at eyes and hands in people and I wonder if this relatively small ocular size gap misregisters their mass to me.

We finally made a right at the correct Santa and made it past the Winter Post Station and into the baffle of ropes back to the main street.  After dinner and soft serve we retired back to the hotel room and in defiance of all our previous interactions we were both a sleep before 11 PM.  Good day.

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Chris: Do you like hiking?
Me: Yes, slowly.
Chris: That’ll work.

Today we hiked the New River Gorge trail in the heart-ish of West Virginia.  Considering its shape, history, and denizens, I’m not sure if West Virginia can be said to have a heart but we were going to go into it.  The trail head was about an hour from Chris and Christine’s and took us through prime Deliverance territory with many car-sickness-inducing turns.  I am familiar with the dilapidation of PA’s failed coal and steel towns, I am intimate with the idea of a left behind hovel, and I find beauty in the Americana of an area that time has moved past but West Virginia was altogether different.  PA has rust, oh god does it have rust but it is a polished rust.  A combination of dried gangue and insistence wears away the corners of formerly proud industry into dignified relics of an era where an industrial romantic would say a region sacrificed itself to make America great.  Bethlehem understands that it will never be what it was and US Steel doesn’t shit itself about its prospects for tomorrow.  West Virginia is angry about it.  The rust is pointy and comes with a sense of entitlement of “we were supposed to have it great”.  Buildings are empty in a haphazard way compared to Austin Dam or Centralia’s more clumped abandonment.  PA’s decay is brown with a hint of red, West Virginia’s is a menacing red with a hint of brown.

The supply of cookies I made had been picked away and Jon had a good luck cigarette at the head of the trail.  The trail itself was well-made, probably one of the 8th Wonder Trails forged by the Civilian Conservation Corps during the halcyon days of Roosevelt’s Alphabet Soup.  Conifers and man-eating rhododendrons lined most of the trail except in places were it was simply a field of dun-color deciduous trunks.

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A Path in the Woods

Luckily, this is a problem solvable with HDR.

At the apex, if the several hundred foot summit can be called such, we stared at haze and wreck fall had made of nature.

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Defiant Stone and Pine

We walked a bit more and poked our heads out at each new “peak” on the trail showing some new twist to the New River.  After a bit, they all looked like this to me:

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Fake TVA Photo

I imagine this is what the valley looked like before Ted Turner colorized it.

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Chris in perspective

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Staying in Touch

After the underwhelming stroll we had a much more compelling lunch of pizza with Gorgonzola cheese, chicken, and pesto, followed by presentable butter toffee ice cream.  This was my first exposure to Charleston, WV “the Northern-most Southern town” and wish not destroy the placidity of its quaintness.  There was a book store with expensive art next to a pizza joint and an organic ice cream bar with crappy pictures on the wall.  The capital of The Land Time Forgot appears to be a New England liberal arts college town.  Yes, I know it’s much larger, but I prefer to preserve it as the 2 block x 1 block area I saw.

That evening, the urge to host was displayed by Christine’s interest in board games which Jon took as his cue to go running.  I offered to show Christine how to make hazelnut coffee truffles and after a trip to Wal-mart’s circus of bruised souls/fruits we began making them as The Tempest played on TV.  “Let’s make truffles” turned into “I’ll make truffles” and we cleansed shitty zipper-ridden Shakespeare from our pallets by watching Top Gear.  I hope they too stand the test of time.

The Cast:

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Soldier, Scholar, Beer-Consumer

Jon, brother of Christine.  Here he ponders Bucky Balls.

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Farty Love?

Chris and Christine, my hosts.

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Me!

I slept in after getting a message from a friend that he wanted to be my valentine.  I showered, broke the curtain rod, kludged it up, where upon it promptly broke when Jon then showered.

Dinner was a full standard deviation better than most Thanksgivings I’ve had and the sweat potato casserole was hardly the emetic I expected; I normally hate sweet potatoes.  Christine told me that the casserole is a way to sneak a dessert into the main course by getting brown sugar and pecans into the human body as efficiently as possible.  I support this wisdom.

During grace, we each listed what we were thankful for, a ritual that is not totally alien to me but here I was thrown off as it was genuine with a patina of homespun simplicity Ralph Lauren would burn down a church to achieve.  A sample from a traditional Robinson family statement of thanks: I’m thankful that the IRS didn’t pick up on how ridiculous my vehicle expenses were, that I got away mailing so much stuff as media mail when it should have been parcel post, and that EZ-Pass prices have not increased.  Chris, Christine, and Jon listed the loved ones in their life where as I listed my car and giant printer as my key pieces of thanks.  Apparently one should mention material possessions at such times.  Not to say I am not thankful for my family,  good health, stable job, friends, coworkers, general inclination of humanity away from violence, etc but those things are givens to me in a way that neither printers nor especially cars have been.  Remember, I was abandoned at school for my first day of college when I could find the pair of pliers required to properly jump the station wagon I was driving, and that was the sixth car I had driven in the previous 18 months.

We retired to the couches, made things out of Bucky Balls while watching A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving.  I felt antsy and asked Chris to go for a walk with me.  For next year, I will say I am thankful for friends that don’t tire easily as our “stroll around his apartment complex” covered 5.6 miles.  Oh, and I’m thankful for my Fitbit pedometer.

 

Thanksgiving has become my traveling holiday.  Everyone else in the family has something to do and it’s easy to make it a six day weekend.  This year, I am planning on making a three stopper in West Viriginia, Ohio, and Indiana before a return late Monday.

I left a little after from work for Cross Lanes with a listening queue consisting of the books Blood Meridian, Atlas Shrugged, Bonfire of the Vanities, and back issues of Intelligence Squared: US.  I started listening to the IQ2 episodes which meshed poorly with traffic on the PA Turnpike.  Worse than dealing with rubberneckers going by a car wreck is dealing with rubberneckers going by a car wreck while some toolbag from the the CATO Institute makes non-points about Keynesian economics who can’t hear me yelling at him.  The traffic and by podcast backlog cleared and I started listening to Blood Meridian, Cormac McCarthy’s magnus opus of violence in the Southwest around 1850.  By the time I had arrived at Chris’s house near 12:30 AM, about 200 people had died from fires, gunshots, broken bottles, knives, fist fights, and scalpings.  Foreshadowing?

The reception by Chris and Christine was warm but their apartment smelled faintly of cigarette smoke and beer.  They were hosting Christine’s brother who is active duty in the Navy.  Maybe I would be reminded of home this Thanksgiving after all.  We stayed up too late talking and I braced for Turkey Day in a strange land.

Yesterday was the first day for a new secretary that had caught wind of the bounty I had provided who approached me today:

Her: Terry, the snack room’s empty.  When does it get restocked?
Me: Snack room?
Her: Yes, where all the food was yesterday.
Me: That’s not a snack room, that’s a storage room in the R&D lab.
Her:  And the food?
Me: I brought that in.
Her: Oh… Well, thank you, I guess.

I wonder how many people have a terribly skewed perception of my firm’s work environment based on her retelling of the awesome snack room she encountered on her first day.

I warned my coworkers that any extra food from my party would be brought into work today.  After five trips from my car, these leftovers made it to our break room.  People seemed happy at the choice offered between cake, cookies, truffles, crackers and cheeses, and chips but the biggest star were the meatballs.  I brought in about four and a half pounds of meatballs and the first meatball sandwich was consumed at around 7:30 AM with the crock pot still cold.  The last meatball was consumed a little bit after 10.  I never considered a meatball sandwich a breakfast food but obviously other more avant garde stomachs had.  I brought this up to boss who had an idea on reflection:

Boss: Meatballs are essentially tiny meatloaves.  Meatloaf is one of the kings of comfort food.  Mondays are stressful and people want release from that and latch to things that most seem like comfort food.

I like that explanation even though I’m pretty sure it’s utter malarkey.