Various things said during the weekend:Continue reading
Saturday, Campmastering
During our rounds, we checked in on the leaders from yesterday and ran into them handing out cigars. Which would have been fine until they started walking towards the woods where their kids were building emergency shelters. I told them about the BSA’s no smoking around kids policy,Continue reading
Friday, Campmastering
Only three units were in camp this weekend which led to us hoping nothing interesting would happen. We were wrong. All units had check in and we were sitting in Totem reflecting on how amazing we were when Andy Zeek’s eyes widen. Continue reading
I should use this in the Leader Guide
Consumerist.com found this amazing fuck up. I wish I could use this in writing the Ockanickon Daily Times.
To "JOE", "J O E" or "Joe"
Every Thursday in geology merit badge, Matt Grob would make the kids watch the Futurama Episode where Planet Express finds Fry’s dog as a doggy non-fossil.
Recently, I’ve gone back through the xkcd.com comics archive and done mouse-overs to view the title parameters of images that usually have secondary jokes in them.
To tie the two together, I found this: http://xkcd.com/233/ , if you’re using FireFox mouse over the picture until text appears or right click and hit properties. Joe, you may want to clear some space around you before you do it so no one gets hit with anything.
Advertiser's Wet Dream
I’m currently sitting in BA 2101 and looking over the shoulder of the guy in front of me’s laptop. He’s on a Nike-fanboy site talking about some guy who stole prototypes of a new color (it was gold with green sparkles). His Flickr feed consisted of pictures of his shoes in front of monuments and stuff and he’s a moderator on NikeTalk.  During this he took a picture of his shoes in class. Somewhere, a marketing executive for Nike has just climaxed while a child factory worker shed a single tear.
Facebook Automator
I want a Facebook utility that automatically accepts challenges for dumb quizzes, scans a database of completed tests for the answers, cross-references it with what other people you know got, and takes the quiz or what ever and yields a score within a standard deviation of what you’ve pre-selected. So Continue reading
Facebook Automator
I want a Facebook utility that automatically accepts challenges for dumb quizzes, scans a database of completed tests for the answers, cross-references it with what other people you know got, and takes the quiz or what ever and yields a score within a standard deviation of what you’ve pre-selected. So Continue reading
SuburbanAdventure, my triumph and my failure
My computer usage class is the bane of my existence. I sit in a computer lab for 3 hours and get dumber. For instance, we rotate through the front terminal to demonstrate stuff and I was yelled at for using keyboard shortcuts because people can’t follow them. (I retaliated by upping the mouse sensitivity to some retarded level to make it inscrutable to the human eye, but I digress.) We moved to the web-development portionContinue reading
SuburbanAdventure, my triumph and my failure
My computer usage class is the bane of my existence. I sit in a computer lab for 3 hours and get dumber. For instance, we rotate through the front terminal to demonstrate stuff and I was yelled at for using keyboard shortcuts because people can’t follow them. (I retaliated by upping the mouse sensitivity to some retarded level to make it inscrutable to the human eye, but I digress.) We moved to the web-development portionContinue reading