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For anyone who had the… privilege of working with Brian “Super Trooper” Wax I found the following:

Man charged with impersonating public servant: Brian Wax of Lenape Lane, Doylestown Township, was charged with impersonating a public servant after police said he used the blue rotating lights on his sports utility vehicle to stop another vehicle on Route 263 on Jan. 28.

Police said he was also charged with unlawful possession and display of unauthorized blue lights.

Via Phillyburbs

Irony, how sweet thou art.  Few will find this post funny, but those who do, will probably need medical aid afterwards.

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Anthony Celona is Assistant Program Director for 2008 and he doesn’t quite fit in with the rest of the administration. It’s not that he has a non-sequential learning curve or that he has a fro that Schindler could have used but he has no dunlop. If you’re not familiar, the dunlop is a growth that occurs when one has dunlop’s disease, where one’s gut dun lop over one’s belt.

Rob Scafidi had the genius idea of manufacturing a prosthetic dunlop to aid the dunlopically deficient. I look forward to Anthony getting fired “That’s it Cenola! You’ve fucked up for the last time. Turn in your keys, radio and dunlop and get the hell out of my office.”

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Over the last semester, on Mondays and Wednesdays I’d stop for lunch on my way to school at some fast food vendor and put the napkin I got above the passenger visor.  If I got a note or something I’d jam it in there too and a day or two ago I took out the pile as it reached about 3 inches thick and about 60 napkins over 20 weeks.

I felt like a geologist.  There were strata formed by napkins as you could tell when someone had a lunch deal because there’d be four Arby’s napkins in a row during the Roastbeefian period followed by several Burger King napkins after the Nuggetine extinction which preceded the $2 Whopper Tuesday Epoch.  I was able to get absolute dating on some points because of two parking tickets.   I’m curious if the same phenomenon occurs with center consoles and other hidden stack places.

Do you have any crap chronologies?

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I’ve taken to bringing my portable hard drive to camp to play music and today I left it plugged in over lunch.  I came back and it had deleted a whole bunch of “virus threats”.  The anti-virus had deleted 1/2 my cracking and hacking tools as trojans and exploits.  Since when did anti-virus tools work?

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I had an idea for a banner in front of the Science Center.

“OSR Science: The only place in Scouting you can talk about torquing Uranus without violating youth protection”

-Ed.  with should be without, fixed.

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I went out for ribs with my mother and was a bit overdressed for the “Duck Deli” as I had come straight from work.  The ribs were a bit fatty and I knew Max (our dog) would love it so I asked for a doggie bag.  The server looked at me quizzically so I repeated the request calling it a meat shrapnel bag and she nodded her head.  The server returned with a paper-fucking-bag.  So, I did what anyone in my position would do: I loaded the meat into the bag and poured the dipping butter for the hush puppies on top for good measure.  As the bag became saturated I began putting the bag on the chairs leaving nice butter marks and whipped my mouth with the curtains on the way out.  As the bag neared breaking I asked for another bag and got a 10 gallon trash bag.  This is my new favorite restaurant.

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Tom, one of my cohorts at camp that is “intensely suspicious” of alternative lifestyles told me something of which he was quite proud:

Tom: Terry, I drove through New Hope today and I didn’t swerve violently towards the curb once.

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If you haven’t seen it, icanhascheezburger.com has a dog site.  It also has a politics site which isn’t bad.  There’s been a surprising number of Medvedev jokes there.

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I received my first Facebook invite today from some I’d rather not speak to.  I’m trying to figure out how to end this as quickly as possible.  My guess is to friend them and write on of the following on her fun wall:

“How are the dogs, do you still go through more cocks than Perdue chicken?”
“Great to hear from you, have you moved on are you still eating your way to the top at Dairy Queen?”
“Wonderful to see you.  I’m curious if dumb bitch is still the strongest attribute on your resume.”
“Hope the family’s well, do you still sleep with more men than a narcoleptic hobo on a crowded bus?”

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Normally, my daily highlights are funny or at least I try to be. Today, it’s unmitigated arrogance. I finished my CIS 1055 final is 9 minutes. There were 72 questions, of which 3 where 5 part matching problems. Of the 144 possible points I got 140, and I’m pretty sure I was right on one of them but it doesn’t matter as the instructor said the exam was so hard she gave us 8 free points.  I’m going to submit this with my 2009 Nerd License Renewal.